There was a time when Comrade Drumpf had a plan to defeat the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS).
There was a time when he told Greta van Sustren,
I do know what to do and I would know how to bring ISIS to the table or, beyond that, defeat ISIS very quickly…And I’m not gonna tell you what it is tonight.
There was a time when he told Simon Conway,
There is a way of beating ISIS so easily, so quickly and so effectively and it would be so nice…. I know a way that would absolutely give us absolute victory … The problem is people will take the idea and run with it and forget where it came from…
There was a time when Drumpf said he even knew more about ISIS than the generals.
So now that Comrade Drumpf had the election won for him, now was the time for his grand plan to defeat ISIS to be revealed. This was the time for his plan to so easily and quickly and efficiently defeat ISIS was to be unveiled. This was the time for his plan to give us absolute victory was to be unleashed onto a grateful nation.
And the time came for that plan when this Presidential Memorandum was released.
And his plan calls for….
…for the National Security Council…
[dramatic trumpet and coronet fanfare]
…and the Homeland Security Council to…
[sounds of angelic signing]
…to submit to the Secretary of Defense…
[fireworks bursting in glorious Technicolor]
…within thirty (30) days…
[a hush of awed reverential silence now descends]
…a preliminary draft of the Plan to defeat ISIS.
Yep, that’s it.
According to Section 2, subsection (ii) of the Presidential Memorandum, Drumpf’s grand plan is to have his Administration come up with a draft plan.
There was a time when Drumpf had plan to defeat ISIS.
That time was “never”.